Welcome to adulting stage 2. So you have a significant other and want to take your life together to that next level ehh? After seconds of arduous debating, you decide it’s time to start looking for a pet. A few hours later you come home with your first cat/dog/child. Wow, that was fast! No really; […]
Every cat parent has likely heard their precious bumblebaby meow for their attention, but what about some of the other noises you might’ve heard emanating from your kitty’s tuna chomper? (That’s what I call cat mouths, by the way. Tuna Chompers. It’s trademarked. Just kidding. But just give me credit if you use it, okay?) […]
Ahh Halloween… A time for carving pumpk- “Hey Dachi get down from there!” Yes, Halloween is a time for warm apple cid- “Sorrel get out of the fake spider web!” Let us try this once more. Halloween, a time for- “Kale do not bite that!” So, your cats are convinced that they are interior decorators? […]
There’s a lot of responsibilities behind being an adult cat owner: making sure there’s food in the bowl, routinely changing the cat box, giving the feline a name that is neither cliché nor a reminder of the kid from gym class that collected his belly lint (stay off the couch, Ralph). Between the responsibilities of […]
Everyone knows about dog affection, but what about cat affection? Everyone who’s ever been in the presence of a dog for more than 30 seconds knows how they reciprocate affection, and you’d be pretty hard-pressed to find a dog-owner who stares listlessly out the window wondering to himself, “does Captain Puddles get it? I mean, […]
