For many of us, winter is a time of dread. Nothing quite says “this is the literal worst” like having to crawl out of your apartment at 5 am to scrape snow off your car while your warm little dumpling of a cat is still nestled in bed. But what’s worse is worrying about whether […]
Well friends, most of the holiday season has come to an end, but we’ve still got one more celebration on the horizon of these bleak winter months to look forward to. That’s right y’all – Valentine’s Day! Originally a Roman festival called “Lupercalia”, Valentine’s Day was instituted by Pope Gelasius, meant to celebrate none other […]
It’s smelly. It’s brown. It’s inevitable. That’s right, y’all, we’re talking about cat poop. Now, we’ve all had a cat who sometimes struggles to maintain proper poop protocol, and if you haven’t experienced this, don’t worry – you will someday, most likely. It’s almost as inescapable as having your cat jump into your lap as […]
Have the Monday blues got you feeling downtrodden? Perhaps you’ve wondered what it would be like to work with cats full-time as you stare into the greymatter of your cubicle wall, trying with every ounce of your being to hold your eyelids enough above your pupils so that you don’t give the impression of being […]
Thanksgiving is the consolation prize of the holidays. It’s the holiday that says, “hey man, we know Halloween is over, and that’s a huge bummer, and to top that off, you’ve still got 2 months until Christmas. So here, have an excuse to gorge yourself on giblets and pass out on Uncle Don’s plaid, tobacco-scented […]
Every cat parent has likely heard their precious bumblebaby meow for their attention, but what about some of the other noises you might’ve heard emanating from your kitty’s tuna chomper? (That’s what I call cat mouths, by the way. Tuna Chompers. It’s trademarked. Just kidding. But just give me credit if you use it, okay?) […]
